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“You Have a Lovely Pair of Tits” Wooden Ornament

Item number: 66.0015.75
  • A great joke gift for your partner
  • Engraved with the words “You Have a Lovely Pair of Tits” and an image showcasing two birds
  • Can be used as a standalone ornament or a coaster
  • Perfect stocking stuffer at Christmas or gift for a birthday or anniversary
  • Made from 6mm quality thick wood
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Description

Not into those soppy love messages? Treat the woman in your life to a great little “jokey” present with a “You Have a Lovely Pair of Tits” wooden ornament. Each ornament has been manufactured with 6mm thick wood and is the perfect present for a birthday, anniversary or simply as an out of the blue gift.

Engraved with the words “You Have a Lovely Pair of Tits”, this wooden ornament also features an image of two birds. To enable your new piece to effectively stand up, a small wooden piece is also provided to slot into the plaque near the base. If you decide to not stand your wooden ornament up, these items also double up as a coaster too!

Made in the UK.

Not ideal for those who take life so seriously…
Specification
Material wood
Length 100 mm
Height -
Depth 45 mm
Width 100 mm
Version “You Have a Lovely Pair of Tits” Wooden Ornament

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